I think we christened every surface of the cottage, the beach, the ocean, the inside shower, the outside shower, the ottoman, the wall outside the cottage, the hammock-THAT WAS FUN!-the hot tub… I really had to focus to have sex in the hot tub, however, because it’s the ideal environment for the multiplication of microbes. Obviously, since it was our honeymoon, we had a lot of sex. Therefore, I brought a list of various tasks and research I hoped to accomplish. I knew before we’d departed for the private island paradise-on our honeymoon in the Caribbean-that I was not good at lazy vacations. Scene 2: Friends Most-Definitely-With BenefitsĪuthor’s Note: Dear Reader, This scene takes place during Janie and Quinn’s honeymoon, so within a few days after the end of Neanderthal Marries Human. To Janie, Elizabeth, Sandra, Ashley, Fiona, Marie, and Kat No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, photographed, instagrammed, tweeted, twittered, twatted, tumbled, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without explicit written permission from the author.

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A Knitting in the City Wintertime Surprise

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